Women and men

<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166); font-family: Verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="color: DarkOrange;">Women and men<br></span></font></span></font><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="5"><font size="4"><br><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Personal ADs for Women</span></font></font></span></font><br></div><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US">
40-ish = 49<br>
Adventurous = Slept with everyone<br>
Athletic = No tits<br>
Average looking = Ugly<br>
Beautiful = Pathological liar<br>
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills<br>
Emotionally Secure = On medication<br>
Feminist = Fat<br>
Free Spirit = Junkie<br>
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person<br>
Fun = Annoying<br>
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places<br>
Open Minded = Desperate<br>
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing<br>
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk<br>
Proffessional = Bitch<br>
Voluptuous = Very Fat<br>
Large Frame = Hugely Fat<br>
Wants soul mate = Stalker<br>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Women’s English</span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br>
Yes = No<br>
No = Yes<br>
Maybe = No<br>
We need = I want<br>
I am sorry = you’ll be sorry<br>
We need to talk = You’re in trouble<br>
Sure, go ahead = you netter not<br>
Do what you want = you will pay for this later<br>
I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!<br>
You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Men’s English</span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br>
I am hungry = I am hungry<br>
I am sleepy = I am sleepy<br>
I am tired = I am tired<br>
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!<br>
I love you = let’s have sex now<br>
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?<br>
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you<br>
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you<br>
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you<br>
Can I take you out for dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you<br>
Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay&nbsp; <img smilieid="58" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/roateSimle.gif" border="0"><br></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></font></p></div>